sneaky

i feel so delightfully sneaky. i'm sitting at home, in my pajamas, at 3 pm.

i don't have the day off.
i'm not sick
i just...didn't go.

i don't feel bad at all, mainly because i had absolutely no work to do today anyways. somehow, the stars aligned on this one day, and i have no meetings, nothing due, nada. at most, i could be doing expense reports and time entry. so rather than sit bored at my desk all day, pretending to do work, i decided to just not go.

granted i let people know i wasn't coming. this morning, when i woke up at 9 am, i told my project team and the admins...i obviously had to lie, and i said i had food poisoning from mexican food i had for dinner last night.

ah, last night. it was bizarre. i drove home around 7 with the noble plan of going for a jog, doing laundry, and then passing out. instead, my ass found its way to the sofa (our sofa is too damn comfy) and i passed out...at 7 pm. next thing i know, i woke up at 1:30 am. i had missed calls from friends i was supposed to meet up with, i hadn't gotten anything done...and it was then that i realized, what the hell, i'm just not going to go tomorrow.

yesterday i was pretty depressed for some reason, but today, the sun is shining in through the balcony and it's absolutely beautiful outside. i don't regret this at all. i've gotten shit done too: i cleaned my apt, did laundry, cooked a very healthy lunch for myself, and watched some quality r&BB. as soon as my laundry's out of the dryer, i'll go for a jog, shower, and be able to hang out with friends as if i just got off work.

i'm so thrilled with myself right now, i'm grinning. taking one single, bland wednesday off for no planned reason has made me feel 100x better than i did yesterday...ridiculous. i recommend it to all who have the balls...just do it.

you can't make this shit up.

Facebook: Hey, you have one new friend request!
Me: I'm at work, I'll check it later.
Facebook: But he sent you a message.
Me: Fine. I'm sure you'll cover me when I get fired for billing my clients $200/hr while I peruse facebook profiles.

Facebook Msg: Hey!
between You and Mack

Hello,Well, i was just surfing through the site cos I'm new here. Suddenly, I got a glimpse at your profile....what I saw was a damsel. Anyway, i here to meet someone that is ready for long last relationship and decided to say Hi. How are you doing? guess you doing great thou, I would really love to know you better, if you give the opportunity to. Serious in my search for a soulmate. I am NOT looking for multiple girlfriends for fun. I am seeking my one and only soulmate. I am focused on maintaining an extremely healthy body, mind, and spirit. I am very happy with my life. I lead an active life full of interesting adventures. I have many interests. I am looking for a family oriented lady, with high values and principles, I want a lady who is not greedy and is sweet and with good sense of humor, willing to be with me in the good and the bad times, femenine, caring, atractive and fit. Somebody who wants to be happy and wants to love and be love. Too numerous to mention them all in a box. Nice smile you got.
Hope hearing from you soon.

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a few hours later...
Facebook: Hey, you have another friend request!
Me: Jesus, who is it this time?
Facebook: Meet Bony!
Me: Are you fucking kidding me.
Facebook: Guess what Bony's doing?
Me: eating shit
Facebook: Bony is dreaming to US..A.
Me: ...fabulous.