you can't make this shit up.

Facebook: Hey, you have one new friend request!
Me: I'm at work, I'll check it later.
Facebook: But he sent you a message.
Me: Fine. I'm sure you'll cover me when I get fired for billing my clients $200/hr while I peruse facebook profiles.

Facebook Msg: Hey!
between You and Mack

Hello,Well, i was just surfing through the site cos I'm new here. Suddenly, I got a glimpse at your profile....what I saw was a damsel. Anyway, i here to meet someone that is ready for long last relationship and decided to say Hi. How are you doing? guess you doing great thou, I would really love to know you better, if you give the opportunity to. Serious in my search for a soulmate. I am NOT looking for multiple girlfriends for fun. I am seeking my one and only soulmate. I am focused on maintaining an extremely healthy body, mind, and spirit. I am very happy with my life. I lead an active life full of interesting adventures. I have many interests. I am looking for a family oriented lady, with high values and principles, I want a lady who is not greedy and is sweet and with good sense of humor, willing to be with me in the good and the bad times, femenine, caring, atractive and fit. Somebody who wants to be happy and wants to love and be love. Too numerous to mention them all in a box. Nice smile you got.
Hope hearing from you soon.

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a few hours later...
Facebook: Hey, you have another friend request!
Me: Jesus, who is it this time?
Facebook: Meet Bony!
Me: Are you fucking kidding me.
Facebook: Guess what Bony's doing?
Me: eating shit
Facebook: Bony is dreaming to US..A.
Me: ...fabulous.